So, in case anyone's wondering why I've dropped off the face of the earth, it's because the world is flat after all (who knew?). Actually, I'm caught up in the logistics of starting a new job and moving house. I simply don't have the time or the net access to create anything new just now. But I do still check messages and look at deviations, so don't write me off.

IN OTHER NEWS: President Bush Daddy said today that he is "bitterly disappointed" at the election results of November 7. White House spokesman Tony Snow has announced that in order to still the wrath of the American electorate, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld will be ritually sacrificed to Him Who Walks Between the Rows. Film at 11.

IN OTHER NEWS: In hopes of leaving on a high note, Republican leaders of both houses of Congress have met with President Bush Daddy to work out the first draft of an exit-strategy from the Persian Gulf. The current plan calls for the war to be privatized, with control of Iraq going to the highest bidder. The first bid has already arrived, from the Disney Corporation, who hope to convert Iraq into a theme park. "Terror-Disney" will feature such attractions as the Quagmire water-slide, the Green Zone Coaster of Death, and the Abu Ghraib Funhouse. We'll have more details as information becomes available.