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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"But persisting, as indeed he could not help doing for some time in this course, he attained to the advantage of bringing every man of his acquaintance into true relations with him." -Emerson, "Friendship"

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My cigarettes.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Don't remember. Haven't watched TV since February.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3:30 AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:07 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Fans; it's hot in here.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A little over twelve hours ago. Coming home from work.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Not looking at much of anything. Just fixed a drink (and that I can do blindfolded).

9. What are you wearing?
T-shirt and shorts.

10. Did you dream last night?
I may have done; don't remember.

11. When did you last laugh?
This morning at work, some wise crack or another.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
I'm not in the walls.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Every time I look in the mirror.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Banal, jejune, impertinent, and childish.

15. What is the last film you saw?
In a theatre? Don't remember. I think it was the one with Beavis & Butthead.
At home: Vampyr (Denmark, 1932).

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house or three. .. there's at least one historic building I'd like to stop being destroyed.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
. .. .and YOU are. . .?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Bring back the Inquisition.

19. Do you like to dance?
No.

20. George Bush:
An ass, dressed as a war horse, groomed by a stable full of devils.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Satana June

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Adolf Milhouse

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'd consider living with one.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"No, I'm not kidding; you really made it."

25.Tag five people who must also do this in THEIR journal
No way; I hate these things.