Borrowed from with some revisions (whoever wrote it wasn't a native English speaker).



Favorites:

-Car: I've always fancied a 1958 Fleetwood.
-Flower: The daffodil
-Shampoo: Head & Shoulders always worked just fine for me. No oil, no dandruff, no shit.
-Soap: Ivory. It floats.
-Perfume for you: No, thanks, I'm driving.
-Beer: Guinness, but I prefer liquor these days.
-Soft drink: Currently, root beer.
-Food: Pizza.
-Book: Curently, Graham Swift's Waterland.
-Artist: Monet, Dégas, it varies.
-Music: It varies. Not so much rock anymore. Overall, my sense of music is the opposite of what's popular: emphasis on the melody, rather than the beat.
-Movie: Nosferatu, Excalibur, lots of Hammer Horror, Caligari, etc.
-Actor: Richard Burton, Peter O' Toole, Derek Jacobi, Orson Welles
-Actress: Barbara Stanwick, Maggie Smith, Sian Phillips, Bette Davis
-Cartoon Character: Bugs Bunny, all the way!

Psychologically

-Are You Psychotic: So they say.
-Change your personality: Like James Bond changes license plates, baby!
-Are Schizophrenic: Yes, but I'm not.
-Have OCD: Oh, definitely, with a tendency to addiction as well.
-Suffer from panic attacks: I used to, but I have it pretty well beaten now.
-Suffer anxiety: Not much, no.
-Suffer from Depression: Not anymore. The worst I get now are periods of laziness.
-Are You Suicidal: No. Never really have been.
-Do You Tend To Jealousy: Sometimes. Probably best to admit it.

Have You Ever

-Kissed: That would be telling.
-Kept a secret: See above
-Had an Imaginary friend: No, we got in a fight and haven't spoken in years.
-Spent more than five hours speaking to somebody on the phone: No way. . .my head would explode. I hate phones.
-Been onstage: Oh, yes, many times.
-Cried yourself to sleep: No.
-Fallen in love with a teacher: No. Been consumed by lust for one, yes, but never in love.
-Felt attracted to a Cartoon Character: o_O Like who, Minnie Mouse?
-Have planed/done something 'bad' to somebody: Who hasn't?
-Been in a car accident: A few. I'm an excellent driver, I'm an excellent, excellent driver. . .
-Stolen something: Check your pockets.
-Smoked a cigarette: Am doing so now, as a matter of fact.
-Smoked 'mary juana': Who? *halo* What?
-Drunk: Aye. Here's to it!
-Been so drunk you forgot your own name: No, but a friend once got me so stoned, I forgot who he was.
-Told a lie: Ask me no questions. . .

When Did You Last:

-Talk on the phone: Last time I sent out for pizza.
-Hug someone: About a week ago.
-Fall in love: The last time I tripped over it.
-Go to the movies: Not sure. I think it was about ten years ago.
-Go for a walk: A couple of weeks ago, before the snow hit.
-Laugh till you cried: Never done that.
-Play "Truth or Dare:" IIRC, it was about this time of year, 1994.

Do you believe in:

-God and/or the Devil: I've had too much experience with both to doubt.
-Yourself: No way; I know me too well.
-Your friends: Some of them
-Aliens: Hell, no. If they want to immigrate here, let them stand in line like everyone else, and learn our native langage - Apache.
-Love: Absolutely.
-The Monster in the Closet: I am the monster in the closet.
-These stupid quizzes: No, but they kill time.
-Life after Death: I should certainly hope so! If this bullshit life is all we've got, the universe has some serious explaining to do.
-Destiny: Yes and no. Let's put it this way: I don't believe in random chance, but I do believe in free will.

At This Moment:

-What time is it: About half-past nine in the morning.
-Date: January 6, Feast of the Epiphany. If you're Orthodox, Merry Christmas.
-Where are you: Sitting at the computer, silly.
-Are you alone: No, the cat is with me, but he's asleep.
-What are you wearing: Sweats.
-What are you listening to: Got the Media Player on Random. Right now, it's Tom Waits, singing "Flower's Grave."
-Are you tired: No, the coffee's doing its job.
-Are you dating anyone: Not in years.
-Are you thinking about someone: Maybe.
-Are you in love: No.
-Are you happy: On the whole, yes.


Thus ends yet another exciting foray into Ado's troubled psyche. For those of you who do not enjoy this kind of spam, I can only quote the late Jimi Hendrix: "I'm sorry to take up all of your sweet time; I"ll give it back to you, one of these days."